Will The Real Alice Goodwin Please Get Naked?

This ZOO spread promises "The real Alice Goodwin revealed!" But we've really been looking forward to some full-frontal action, and this has not been revealed yet. Seriously, what's more "real" than being completely naked? There's nothing. Not that we object to the toplessness! We're just greedy.

And while it's nice to know that Alice likes "Transformers" and hated "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes," and that there's something called a "monkey forest" in her hometown, we'd still rather the nudity, please.

· Via Pretty Hot & Sexy (prettyhotandsexy.sk)