Colin Farrell Sex Tape, Kinda

In light of what happened to us the last couple of times we tried to point you in the direction of a celebrity sex tape, we're going to refrain from providing you with a direct link to the site which is purportedly selling the long awaited video record of Colin Farrell canoodling (and then some) with former Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain lest it 1) does turn out to be the real thing and 2) doesn't have the proper legal clearance for distribution. Our lawsuit-defying colleagues at Defamer, however, have no such qualms of their own. So if you'd like a more direct route to accessing DirtyColin.com than we're willing to provide here, we direct you to their post from earlier today so you can avoid having to cut and paste that URL into your browser and judge the evidence for yourself.

"Colin Farrell Sex Tape Arrives" (Defamer)

Update Well, that was fast: "Web site closed after allegedly offering Colin Farrell sex tape" (mercurynews.com; see archived screenshot here)

Previously: Colin Farrell Sex Tape Update, Nicole Narain, "Alexander": Director's (Un)Cut, Colin Farrell's Big Scene, Gawker Media Dursted!, Cameron Diaz Video Lawsuit Threat