The Best Years Of Our Lives: “Party Girls”

"I'm not embarrassed that I got fucked by a bunch of frat boys on a pool table and then drank their come out of a cup on camera," someone once told me. "But I am mortified that I was in that shitty [name redacted] parody."

I'd like to think that the stars of the loopy "Party Girls" look back fondly on their participation in this movie in 30 years.

It's a sad fact that if you want to use porn to get famous, you'll never be famous enough. But if you think you can do porn anonymously, you'll be amazed at how famous you get.

That is why I really hope that Victoria White, who stars in a ground-up-penis-pill-snorting scene with the exponentially hammy Evan Stone, not only had a good time that day but will be proud of her work a few decades hence.

Because it looked fun.

Ditto several Blowing-dudes-in-a-van scenes featuring the debauched Porno Dan, Ashli Orion, and Amy Brooke.

"Party Girls" was directed by Jim Powers, who has made a career of sorting the women who would be doing this anyway even if they weren't getting a check from those who couldn't snort a penis pill out of Evan Stone's ass even if you paid them.

· Mr. Filth (mrfilth.com)
· Buy "Party Girls" (jerkoffzone.com)