Morning Wood: The Spy Who Loved Everybody

· Hey, look ... paparazzi pictures of something other than Britney's crotch! Thank you, Kelly Brook, and your small but tasteful bikini. (egotastic.com)

· Meanwhile, our gal Keeley Hazell continues to pay tribute to the pop sirens of yesteryear with her latest Zoo Magazine spread, though we don't remember Madonna ever looking quite that good in a pair of lace bra and panties. (popoholic.com)

· Daniel Craig says he'd like to see James Bond try a little gay action in his next film. We guess we can forget about that remake of "Octopussy". (abc4.com)

· TV Alert: Pornstresses jessica drake and Savanna Samson will share "A Day in the Life of Pornstar" on the Tyra Banks Show today. Not to give anything away, but they tend to have a lot of sex. (avn.com)

· A library in Michigan turns off the internet, because too many people are just using it for porn. To be fair, that is why the internet was invented. (detnews.com)

· Among (many, many other) things, porn legend Ron Jeremy shares his diet secrets in his new autobiography: "I like to eat. Vagina, lasagna, whatever." We suppose at least one of those counts as an exercise tip as well. (radaronline.com)

· Yet another group of regular folks shoot yet another nude calendar, this time to raise awareness of ... potholes? Ok, the world has officially run out of ideas. (canada.com)

· Sylvester Stallone says he abstained from sex while training for and shooting the sixth Rocky movie. If only he'd abstained from shooting a sixth Rocky movie. (dailyindia.com)

· A prominent Chinese sociologist says China's anti-porn law is outdated and unfair. We thing the webmaster imprisoned for life would probably agree. (chinadaily.com.cn)

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