Morning Wood

· What is Victoria Silvstedt doing on this hotel balcony? Normally we'd think it's not what it looks like, but knowing Victoria ... it could be worse. (wwtdd.com)

· Harry Potter star Daniel Radciffle will do the full monty for his next performance. Unfortunately, it won't be a scene in the sequel where Hermione use her "magic" to turn Harry into a man. (reuters.com)

· Comedy and porn go together like ... actually, we can't imagine what it would be like, but you can find out at the Laugh Factory's "Porn and Punchlines" show. Could it be the best combo since peanut butter and chocolate? [Ed. note: Not possible!] (xbiz.com)

· The Swedish military has banned porn on its bases and now won't even let officers stay in hotels that offer adult movies. And when was the last time Sweden won a war? (wdcmedia.com)

· If you live in Fresno, California, you might want to update the preset buttons on your radio as the local Christian station has changed formats. To 24-hour porn, of course. Turn it up, man! (cnn.com)

· A strip club in Texas is hosting tubing trips in the local river. What could go wrong? "I hope they behave themselves ... but I'm not sure they will because strippers are trained to take off their clothes." Oh, right ... that. (kristv.com)

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