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CONTROL: Sir Richard’s Extra Fresh Intimate Therapy Pussy Stroker

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Us girls can easily hide our sex toys in a sock, well, depending on what you like to use. I stash mine in silky bags and even sometimes in the box they came in (as opposed to my own when I use them).

But I wonder what guys would use when they want to hide their masturbators, aka strokers (that's what we call them in the biz, probably because it's less syllables).

Sure, we all know about the Fleshlight, which is regarded as "the" brand for men's hidden pleasures. Lucky for you, just one click HERE will bring you to a shitload of them on Fleshbot.

But since so many people can now recognize that ubiquitous shape (didn't think you were gonna see THAT word scrolling on FB, eh?), along comes the most clever jerk off sleeve you've ever, never, seen.

So let's say you like to rub one out in the shower (I know you do), but you don't want the girlfriend to see you whack one on your own. Does Pipedream Products have the item for you! It's the CONTROL Sir Richard's Intimate Therapy Stroker, which is cleverly disguised as a Tres Semme bottle of shampoo!

Inspired by a real one when the creator was taking a shower at home (we think about sex toys ALL the time - a trip to Home Depot is never normal!), he thought it would make the best hiding place for a gizmo like this. And he was right.

Best part about this, well, there's several. The cap (the same you'd use on a real bottle) snaps open and shut which allows for a sucking sensation when using it. Just fucktuate, I mean FLUCTUATE, opening and closing it while you're using it and voila! It's like having a blowjob, too!

Another is that it's super easy to clean. Just turn it inside out, rinse it out in the shower or blast it with water right through the hole which should blast out that rampant spermatozoa with one easy swish. Let it dry out then screw on the base, put it back in the shower caddy and there you go. No one will ever know what it really is.

Except for maybe your Mom but that's another issue. Your secret it good with me.


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