WHERE DO I GRAB THIS FUCKER?

The Cyberskin 3 Way Thriller is fucking odd. It should be simple. I ripped it out of the package and tried it out on Terra. But, she didn't seem to dig it. Maybe, it's because I was using the clit stimulator up her ass. I thought all chick parts worked the same. Find the nub and rub. But, the Cyberskin 3 Way Thriller has ruined this misconception.

THE THINGS I LEARN

Most
of the time I spent with the 3-Way Thriller was getting to master it. There's a learning curve at first, but when you find out how to get all three ends going at once, your girl or yourself is going to be in heaven. The problem is that the anal part kept slipping out. I don't think it's a major design flaw, as Adam & Eve probably believes that this would be a 2/3rds application.

I've had fun with this thing, but it only has a short run. It's a good warm-up, but it's not enough to pleasure a person every night. I know that there are some major Cyberskin fans out there, but I don't feel as though the special covering added much to the show.

I NEVER SAW A THREE PRONGED COCK BEFORE

It looks like a Satanic Smurf dick, but the design works well. The lady Incognita loved the stimulation, but I found her using the other devices that I've procured to take her all the way home. It's a good mood starter and there's nothing wrong with that. Some ladies need a little kickstart to get the juices flowing. Even if it's from the three pronged cock of a Smurfy Old One.

THE POWER OF FAKE COCK

I've gotten a few letters from fans of the toy reviews and I want to throw some of their concerns onto the plate. The Cyberskin Three Way Thriller is easy to maintain and stores away with ease. If there wasn't an easier toy to use, I don't know what could top this one. Maybe, a robotic cock. But, the tech just isn't there yet. Give us about 40 years and this shit should be all Gigolo Joe for you.

HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR MOGWAI

The Three Way Thriller comes with a nice Cyberskin overlay that requires careful cleaning. Don't throw the standard chemical cleaner on it or you are going to have one hell of a funky smell. Treat it like the more developed rubber toys in your collection and only use odorless cleaner or what the directions specify. Store in a cool, dry place and hope like hell that your pet or small child doesn't eat it.