It’s a surprise party for your bits!

Did you know that September is the most popular birth month? Lots of people’s folks apparently loved getting their winter holiday sexy time on. You only get one birthday per year, but you’ve always got 364 Unbirthdays to celebrate, thanks to Lewis Carroll. This is where the fun little festive pleasures of everyday life come in. There seems to be birthday cake scented or flavored everything out there to buy now which polarizes some folks, but I am a fan of that vanillic, frosting-y, sometimes colorful flavor concept. Also, shockingly, a big fan of sex. The fun folks over at Wicked Sensual Care are celebrating their 10^th birthday of making sexual wellness products and have come up with Birthday Cake as their latest lube flavor. They make a delightful assortment of flavored lubes for all tastes which are made as actual sexual wellness products and not silly inferior quality novelties with sus ingredients.

This lube is around $9 or $12 (for 2 oz and 4 oz bottles, respectively) currently on our website. It comes in a 4 oz sleek reclosable black pump bottle which doesn’t scream out HI I AM SEX LUBE when it’s sitting on your nightstand or wherever you keep it. It’s latex free and friendly with all toy materials as well as condoms and gloves. It’s water-based, paraben-free, vegan, cruelty-free and contains olive leaf extract, which is good for your skin. It’s not sticky and won’t stain sheets.

Now for the question you’ve all been waiting for--- How does it taste? Well, these lubes are sweetened with natural stevia so there’s not an icky artificial aftertaste. That being said, if you expect actual full-fledged nuanced flavor instead of just a fun taste, you’re usually going to be disappointed. However, the Birthday Cake flavor evokes a very specific delicious birthday cake to me. A layered white birthday cake with pink frosting, but also there’s a hint of berry, as if the pink frosting was colored with strawberry puree, or perhaps the cake had a strawberry filling. Either way, quite tasty and there’s even a bit of sprinkle flavor in there! If you’re not into cake, there’s a bevy of other options, with flavors including Blueberry Muffin, Candy Apple, Mango, Pink Lemonade, and lots of different types and textures of unscented and unflavored lubes.

Shipping is free, so grab some other goodies while you’re at it! How about a party pink penis candle for your cake that can be used later for kinky wax play? A Stick A Dick adult party game ought to liven things up a bit, and what’s more festive than a Funfetti dildo! Happy Birthday, or Unbirthday, and many happy, well-lubricated orgasms for all!