Is your muffin buttered? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Yes, it’s part of my job here at Fleshbot to work in gratuitous Mean Girls quotes. You’re welcome! Anyway, we’re back to the wonderful world of lube this week and back to the great stuff made by Wicked Sensual Care. They make a delightful assortment of flavored lubes that help your muffin when it needs a little extra buttering, or whatever analogy you want to make with whatever genital sitch is appropriate. Flavored lubes get a bit of a bad rap because they are seen as low quality gimmicky novelty things that no one would really use. Most of us remember going to That Section of Spencer Gifts or other type of mall store probably before we were old enough, and seeing all the lubes and edible underwear and other naughtyish items on display. This product is not that.

Wicked Aqua Blueberry Muffin costs around $14 and comes in a 4 oz sleek reclosable black pump bottle which doesn’t scream out HI I AM LUBE when it’s sitting on your nightstand or wherever you keep it. It’s latex friendly and friendly with all toy materials and safer sex supplies. It’s water-based, paraben-free, vegan, cruelty-free and contains olive leaf extract, which is good for your skin. It's not sticky, and does not leave a stain.

Now for the question you’ve all been waiting for--- How does it taste? Well, these lubes are sweetened with natural stevia so there’s not an icky artificial aftertaste. That being said, if you expect this to taste or smell like an actual fresh blueberry, you might need to adjust your expectations. It smells to me like some form of a Strawberry Shortcake doll, a sweet fruity scent and the taste is definitely berries, but I can also see where “muffin” enters the room with some vanillic notes to the taste as well. I wonder if Blueberry Muffin is especially great for use during morning sex. Its taste/smell is reminiscent of a Blueberry Muffin coffee creamer I tried once. If blueberry isn’t your jam (I crack myself up), fear not! There’s a bevy of other options, with flavors including Candy Apple, Pink Lemonade, and Vanilla Bean.

Shipping is free, so grab some other sugary dessert themed goodies while you’re at it! There’s a super cute gummy bear vibrator, flavored body paint in cool pen form, and even some fun edible pasties, so load that cart up and take your partner on a sweet trip to the candy shop!