You've heard about this one before, I'm sure. It's been called the Cadillac of Vibrators. It's a MONDO VIBRATOR to out stimulate any other clit vibe out there. It's the One. The Only. The Original. Magic Wand.

I know what you're thinking. That's the Hitachi I always hear about. Thing is, Hitachi dropped the name, because, well, to make a long story short... after DECADES of this being THE vibrator to have for guaranteed orgasms, the WAY higher ups in Japan, where Hitachi is based, found out that the Magic Wand was being used as a sex massager and were going to discontinue it as such because they didn't want their beloved massager be used for sex. Apparently, that would go against cultural behavior in Japan so they thought they should just kill it. The official distributors of it here in the US almost shit their pants and quickly responded to Hitachi, "Well, why don't we just take your name off it?" Hitachi readily agreed and at the time, actually went in and made some major technological changes to it, too, without changing the functionality of the gizmo. No shit. This story is true.

Okay, okay. Back to the review. Now, this review is for THE ORIGINAL. The good ol' steady operating plug in version that began its popularity back in the late 60s. Yep. It goes that far back. One of my idols and good friend, the late, great, Betty Dodson, co-opted this back massager for sex (along with Dell Williams, the founder of what's regarded as the country's first, female focused sex toy store, Eve's Garden, in NYC), and shot it in between millions of hungry women's groins.

DAMN! Where's my fucking review!?! I get so sidetracked writing about shit I'm passionate about!

Here's my review: get it. While it's the original, it's still the most reliable since it's a plug in for non-stop action. THERE'S ONE CAVEAT: if it's too strong for you, then simply cover the head with a thick fabric, like a towel, put a rubber band around the neck, and you'll have strong vibrations without knocking your socks off. But in general, so many women swear about this massager, there's no doubt why it's as popular as it is.

There are other Magic Wand models out there so I'll review them in the future.

And don't forget to use it on your shoulders, too.